You must be a Scorpio. This means being born between October 23 and November 22; I'm being generous on the cusps. (If you are not a Scorpio, you can still join the clique as a supporter, but your linkback will be in a different page.) More importantly, you must act like a Scorpio! I have met Scorpios who don't act it; they were just accidentally born in our sign. Try this quick Scorpio personality test to see if you apply, or click above on the "Scorpio" page. I need a birthday, i.e. month, day, and year, as well as your handle.
You MUST be a bitch. I'm not talking heartless cruelty here. You stand up for yourself, you say what you think, you do what you need to do, and you don't give a good goddamn what the world thinks. It's difficult to get proof of bitchery, but a short description and maybe even a testimonial will do. If you're not sure of your bitchiness, try thespark.com's Bitch Test. (Don't worry, I'm only 39% bitch.)
If you have a website... well, seeing as my website is bordering on porn, I can't really be calling the kettle black. However! If the site hurts my eyes, crashes my computer, or breaks the law, then you have ventured where no cosmic bitch may follow. Even me. Tentacles, nudity, and unrestrained sap do not hurt my eyes. Clashing colors, frequent misspelling, flaming, and prejudice do. I need the URL of the page, and if it's different, the URL where the button is.
If you don't have a website, you may join! This is different from other cliques, eh? But I'm a bitch and it's my clique. All I need is a legit e-mail address. (You have the choice as to whether or not the addy is posted.)
You need to download a button! Not just any button. One of my buttons. It MUST be linked to http://shusu.50megs.com/scorpio/. If you're not a Scorpio, then, silly, get a "Proud to Love a Scorpio Bitch" button. No, you don't have to specify which bitch(es). If I go to your place and I don't see the button and the HTML code, I won't even bother. E-mail me all you want, I will ignore you till the button's up. (See? Bitchy. You getting the hang of this, honey?)